fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!
"how would you like your tea sir?"
*american voice* tax free
the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real
sherlock and benedict don’t even look alike somehow
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”